Debriefing
Frequently asked questions. The Major answers your intel requests.
Who is Major Wood?
A fictional, illustrated cartoon mascot — a mustachioed, barrel-chested pit commander who earned his rank at the pit, not the Pentagon. He's part field manual, part pitmaster, part dad-joke menace.
Is Major Wood a real veteran?
No. Major Wood is a cartoon character and a brand persona. He's never claimed real military service and never will. The military aesthetic is a costume, not a cosplay of service.
What do you sell?
Digital courses and PDFs (now), merch and apparel (soon), and rubs, sauces, and wood samplers (coming). Everything is listed in the Loadout.
What's the Officer's Club?
The Major's membership tier — $9.99/mo or $89/yr. You get exclusive content drops, early access to products, monthly mission briefs, a Discord community, and member-only discounts. Join the Officer's Club waitlist for first access.
What are Field Dispatches?
The Major's email newsletter. Technique tips, new product drops, and the occasional well-aimed opinion about your bark. Sign up on the homepage. No spam — the Major has standards.
Do you ship physical products?
Not yet. Digital products and merch (print-on-demand via Printful) come first. White-label rubs, sauces, and wood samplers are in development for later this year.
What's your refund policy?
The Major doesn't like refund talk, but he also doesn't like unhappy pitmasters. For initial digital products, you can request a refund within 30 days of purchase by emailing [email protected] with your Stripe receipt or order email.
Can I suggest a topic or product?
The Major takes intel from the field. Hit us at [email protected] with the subject line 'Field Report' and we'll review it at HQ.